always-getting-betteh:

p-e-nn-y—lane:

when i’m married my partner and i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• the kids are at school sex
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• break up sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• sunday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex

lesenhosen:

“Tea or coffee before we arrive in Munich, miss?” 

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ourtwistedfuckingstory:

Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you